So our lead character played by Carvey is named Pistachio Disguisey, no I’m not kidding. ![]() Why can’t I write myself to be Italian and a part of a spy family and succeed too? Eureka, it’s the career reviver I need, Brilliant!! Dana must have thought to himself, Michael wrote this for himself and succeeded. British and a super secret awesome spy and all that. You know how Mike Meyers made himself a movie star by being Austin Powers. ![]() Because Dana Carvey makes films for everyone and screw your insensitive ass, balls and tits. This film is so much more inclusive, it reads out its opening text and has narration all through its 80-minute run time. You know how Star Wars has an opening crawl and is insensitive to the blind and the illiterate by not reading it out. Because someone had to warn me about all the fun I was going to have while watching this film or I may have forgotten it was a comedy. Not just any pop song, it switches to Fun by Rose Falcon. MAGIC!! Right when you think this is leading to something, it switches to a pop song. The film begins with a wannabe 3D looking title and mystical music. Toss some salt over your shoulder, ask the God of your choice for mercy and come along for some hell. I’m pleased to inform you that she turned out fine, or just pretend she’s fine when you meet her. She asked me to do an in-depth analytical review of the film because she “supposedly” based her life around it. This was a movie suggested to me by a friend of mine. Retrieved November 5, 2013.So this time round there will be no Nutshell or Full Ramble.
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